So yeah, the subject came up on how long it had been since we had done the dirty deed anyone before we met each other. So I say the spring of '06. I figured that was a pretty long dry spell before I came across her. Well, it turns out I'm the fist guy she's been with in 2 freaking years. Wow. So she's dated plenty of guys in those two years and I'm the only guy who's been able to get in her panties. She's gorgeous too. She can have most any guy she wants. Talk about being selective.

Makes me feel pretty damn special. :)

how many dicks has she sucked since then, though?

how many dicks has she sucked since then, though?
do you always have to be a jackass? :rolleyes:

I saw that on Clerks. :D

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FYI I'm the first for that. The first time she was doing it all wrong. I looked down and said, "You've never done this before, have you?" Nope, She hadn't.

Y'know, h2g2, just because your lovelife ain't going so great doesn't mean you have to try and bring down everyone else. You should try focusing on improving your own situation.

Oh, I get it. Just because I have never posted about my own sex life on an internet message board means it is anything less than completely fulfilling. But, ask yourself, which one of us is posting about how awful his girlfriend's blow jobs are?

You should also ask her if she thinks anal counts.

:eek: oh my gosh, you just might go too far
(cant wait to see what happens)

Sure you do buddy.

I think it's pretty sad that you can only focus on bringing other people down because you're so unsatisfied with your own life. I notice that with nearly every post you make. You just want to make everyone as miserable as you are. We've all met people like you from time to time. You're not doing anything unique. I pity you sometimes.

I've gone that long before, though the reasons behind it were somewhat different at that time.

It's actually not as hard as one might think - I'm actually doing it again. This time it's from the "head screwed on straight" angle, though.

Let's hear it for selectivity! :nice:

And now he's researching all my posts. You really need to get a life Aaron.

All other things equal, only one of us is a 28-year old who takes advice on women from teenagers (http://www.discussanything.com/forums/showthread.php?t=97331).

All other things equal, only one of us is a 28-year old who takes advice on women from teenagers (http://www.discussanything.com/forums/showthread.php?t=97331).
See what I mean folks?
Really sad.
For the record, thanks to everyone including the two teenagers (Keylia & FL) who happened to offer advice in that thread.

Sorry to ruin your thread where you brag about getting laid and everyone else congratulates you. All I was asking is whether she, in true religious-girl form, was only technically not having sex for said period of time. However, I am highly amused that you took this as a personal attack.

heeeey, leave chris out of this. ;)

Sorry to ruin your thread where you brag about getting laid and everyone else congratulates you. All I was asking is whether she, in true religious-girl form, was only technically not having sex for said period of time. However, I am highly amused that you took this as a personal attack.
Actually if I wanted to start a thread about finally getting laid I could've done it a long time ago, but you don't know that because I never posted one. I doubt you're amused, you're probably regretting it because of the way you've shown your rosy personality to the rest of the board and now you're trying to play cleanup by trying to make my response seem unreasonable. I'm not as much offended as I am disappointed that you can't contribute anything positive because you don't have the self control to handle yourself on a simple internet board. I could've warned you for trolling on your first post, but letting you show everyone your behavior is just as good without giving the impression that I have an agenda against you. So, now that you've sufficiently shown your ass and ruined a thread, it's lockdown time. If another staffer decides to warn you, not my problem, but you have been reported.

:hi: