- Texan, 91, arrested for bank robbery
- Foul-Mouthed Parrot Still Fighting the War
- Doctors remove 175-pound tumor
- haha! I'm the first!
- Elephant Takes a Walk....
- A 16-year-old would-be robber clearly didn't read the instructions.
- Suffolk police offer $25,000 to catch poor spelling bank robber
- Losing his pants, Oregon inmate gets collared again
- A 77-cent light bulb costs Comair
- Man sentenced for marrying his 15-year-old cousin
- Hiphop At The Vatican
- Inmate Attempting Jail Break Gets in Jam
- Sperm whale explodes in Tainan City
- Pimp gets 9 years after overt phone book ad
- Student's car stolen twice in three days
- If you are looking for a name for your child...
- 'Clown Bandit' creates comedy of errors
- Mad Wife
- Fish helps put out school fire
- Kid 2.0?
- Swedes Have More And More Animal Sex
- Groundhog Day: Punxsutawney Phil predicts long winter
- Not that Jack
- Man loses super bowl bet, jumps off bridge, survives
- Clark Convoy gets a speeding ticket....
- Anti-Male T-Shirts No Laughing Matter
- Mac users
- Nature
- Dear Sir, I write to complain...again
- Partitionists and Non Truth Tellers
- Women Strikes Oil in her Home
- passion parties...illegal?
- U.S. Soldier Marries Bride Via Videophone
- Trucker gets safe driving award in hospital after accident
- Cash brews up trouble
- Fajitas Cause 33M Dollar Lawsuit
- Amen...
- Meester Fawlty?
- Men March in NYC for Freedom to Wear Skirts
- computer store opens in Poland Hilarity ensues
- Stickers advocate "U.S. Out of Aztlan"
- Lad blows £12k on dad's card
- Disappointing Response To Orange Exhibition
- Editorial on Paisley
- Finn hit with record speeding fine
- Turtles joined at the side successfully separated
- Bride and widow in single ceremony
- Swimmer drives for help with shark on leg
- Every Burglar's Worst Nightmare (Go Granny!)
- British Navy Vs Irish
- Whoa! Busy Man...
- Blind Owl Gets Contact Lenses...
- PETA claims poultry has 'mad cow' risk
- erm...
- Couple spends wedding night in jail after brawling
- Barbie and Ken Breakup!
- drunk jokes
- Woman agrees to limited gag order in sex-toy case
- National Latino gay rights group receives grant from Ford
- Seven dead at kite-flying festival
- 'Climax' shirt too sexy for school
- Alleged Valentine thief professes love before arrest
- Internet site helps with the dirty work of the relationship dump
- Prisoners work math problems using drug formulas
- Farmer builds helicopter from scratch
- Hundreds of coins found in patient's belly
- Maine man proposes topless coffee shop in city
- Saddam rules with "Iron Fist" (not Johnson)
- Vote Early, Vote Often, Then Chew Your Cud
- Driver nabbed while watching porn movie
- disney fan #1
- Jeweler turns man's glass eye into a ring
- Green Polar Bears
- Man who killed, flushed ferret at airport cleared
- New L.A. concert hall raises temperatures of neighbors
- Airport gives drug suspects human organs, instead of pot
- Monks sell office supplies, pray for buyers
- Bovines and Politics.
- $187,500 tag for London car spot
- handcuffed hooker steals copcar
- Michael's Wal-Mart Misadventure
- Former conjoined tortoises go separate ways at home
- Man shows up for "Passion" wearing Satan costume
- OOps!
- Colymbosathon ecplecticos
- Tinfoil hat time!
- Rarest silver dollar discovered in box
- U.S. Mint rolls out new nickels
- Move over, groundhog — skunks are heralds of spring
- Southern California plagued by storms!!!
- Niagara Falls jumper joins the circus
- Beyonce's band helps foil carjacking
- Spring is in the Air
- 3-Headed Frog Found
- Salamanders close N.J. road
- Court rejects man's claim for state-funded brothel visits
- Piece of severed thumb found in Ohio salad
- Church of England creates a virtual parish
- Amish Man With No ID Denied Reentry Into U.S.
- Dude, Look Around Before You Light Up
- Electronic Monitoring Bracelet Tracks Dumb Robber
- Wendy's manager: No more bathing in the dishwasher
- Too hot a time at the firehouse
- Wrong driver
- Super Bowl Dolls for Sale on EBay
- man cuts off nose..... with a chainsaw
- Woman Tries To Use $1 Million Dollar Bill At Walmart
- Police arrest snoozing suspected burglar
- Sea lion abducts fisherman, but teenager escapes alive
- Greeting cards are reminder of late credit card payments
- Silver dollar with a lot of history discovered
- Man creates 1,300-pound baseball
- Dihydrogen monoxide ban in CA!!!
- Guinness mystery finally solved!
- WWII weapons cache found inside tree
- Man Believes He's a Vampire Slayer
- Afghani arrested for physically loving donkey
- Part-Time Vegetarians Become More Common
- Man thought he was running over bin Laden
- Bear Hibernating In Eagle's Nest
- CBC website bars use of the word "Jewish"
- Monkeys Say, No Fair!
- New Britney waxwork unveiled
- Pregnant woman sells bump as advertising space
- 'Beefiest bullock in the world' attracts huge crowds
- Inquisitive baby shakes loose battery worth $100,000
- French nutritionists give thumbs up to Big Mac
- Blue-collar favorite Pabst Blue Ribbon mounting a comeback
- Remember that student who was selling her virginity for £10,000?
- Dialling F for phone flirting
- Virgin urinals shaped like mouths
- Police: 5-year-old sprinkled marijuana on school lasagna
- Robber wields sword in gas station heist
- West Virginia governor seeks halt of Abercrombie T-shirts
- Woman, 75, used age to scam car dealers
- Hiker with bionic leg begins Appalachian Trail quest
- Santa Fe mulls dog seat belts
- Man catches girl as she falls three floors
- Richard Simmons Allegedly Slaps Man at Airport
- Uber Lincoln!!!
- How many political board posters to change lightbulb?
- Burglar caught by homeowners using Webcam cross-country
- The governor of California speaks to Japan
- Doc backs nose picking
- California Region Sliding Away on Squashed Caterpillars
- Cold war bomb warmed by chickens
- Man sues US Air after he drank alcohol, fell down escalator
- Baby freed from home's safe
- Anger Management Seminar Brawl
- skin-head?
- A cashless cab ride: Priceless?
- Redneck picture contest
- 77-year-old man holds world record for blood donations
- Idaho couple 'sticks together' at prom
- Retired aircraft carrier to be artificial reef
- Study finds frequent sex cuts cancer risk
- Aren't university student magazines supposed to be offensive?
- Piranha in Petting Pool
- Man to Bet it All on A Spin
- Church's Easter show shocks crowd with bunny whipping
- Woman swallows diamond ring in Florida
- Man’s High School Report Card Arrives In Mail 25 Years Late
- Policeman writes resumé on unlined paper - loses promotion
- ChiSox manager: "Go get drunk"
- Clean Car Theif...
- Ice cream ban may finally melt away
- Prostitutes Charge NATO Troops More
- What is The Lighter Side, you ask?
- Titanic 'comes home' to Belfast
- Mini Cooper clocked at Mach 3
- Tycoon Said to Buy London House for $128M
- Greeting card depicts woman drinking, smoking
- Man bites dog to death
- Intoxicated man seeks trooper job, is arrested as he drives away
- Commissioner Caught With Pants Down Says It Was A Prank
- Boston Residents Ask Marathon Runners not to Piss in their Gardens...
- Tainted Research
- The Lord of the.... Peeps?
- Civil War casualties finally laid to rest
- Village puts vampire to rest
- At LAST! A link worth clicking on!
- New Erectile Dysfunction Ad Is Blunt
- Surprise kitty.
- 'One in a million' bullet victim
- Frog infestation is declared an ‘emergency’
- Judge Hits on Rape Victim
- Elite troops target Scots egg thieves
- Straight couples say they were ejected from gay hotel in Key West
- Suspected Purse Snatcher Caught With Pants Down
- Dog found six days after surviving avalanche that killed owner
- Summer bummer: Ice cream prices rising
- Scissors left in woman after surgery
- Inventor creates dog diapers
- I'd have named it 'Blinky'
- Mailman auctions deliveries on Internet
- Florida cat found years later in California
- 'Dieting' Couple Asked to Leave Buffet...
- Police drop swimming requirment to attract Haitians
- $50 bill gets colorful, hi-tech makeover
- Value of Boston Parking Spots Soars
- Annoy a Squirrel, Pay a Fine
- NYU student sleeps for months in library basement
- 1,400 turn out for third annual motorcycle blessing
- Sickles and galactic credits confuse many
- Gadhafi fan causes security scare
- Shooter Goes Out with a Bang
- Student Allegedly Urinates In Teacher's Water Bottle, She Almost Drinks It
- Naked bikers to shun cover of legal permit
- Wasp smoke out sets house ablaze
- "On May 14th there will be no Mexicans in California."
- 'Sweet approach' to pub troubles
- Tenant told 'don't flush at night'
- Airline Pilot Caught Dozing in Flight
- DEA Agent Shoots Self in Gun Safety Class
- Fraternity blows cannon into apartments
- Man cashes in on trashed lottery ticket
- Britney's new neck art is gibberish
- Sweden Probes Lake Monster Being on List
- Dozens Tossed Into Texas Lake As Party Boat Overturns
- Drugs event fails to draw crowds
- Marauding pigs turn capital's suburbs into hog hell
- Google vs. Euler
- vodka ice cream
- Woman buys 10,000 Mars bars, drives off in limo
- Computer glitch gives out free gasoline
- Fat good now;vitamins bad.
- Nailed
- Man Survives 6 Nails in Head
- Burglar caught using bathroom
- woman bites off man's lip
- lottery idiot here in Georgia
- Some Unusual Fish...
- Inventor's machine is a real kick in the pants
- Puppy Dials Ambulance, Crew Responds
- Cat of Death...
- Man Fatally Bitten by Sexually Aroused Horse
- Toilet paper pays off
- 'Sausage-Gate' victim to retire
- Truckload of monkey waste closes highways
- Beermats explain EU to Welsh drinkers
- Council Members Are Muppets"
- BREAKING NEWS: Mr Spock finds God
- Australians urged to do it for their country
- Cassidy's Suicide Jibe
- Fury over 999 dad's bill
- Rescued Kitty Cat Turns Out To Be Bobcat
- Using a pay phone to reach out to strangers
- Bloodbath on rugby field
- Fury At Six Feet Blunder
- Man Says Tornado Made Him Try To Kill