- Minor allegedly signed sex-slave contract
- Convicted torturer escapes on furlough
- Crime of Passion
- I hope this isn't Oki's new TV!
- Judge grilled over black man costume
- Man Trying to Kill Mouse Shoots Girlfriend
- hooters in china!!!
- School Afraid Of Offending Real Witches Cancels Halloween
- State Drops Suit After Landlord Rejects Exotic Dancer
- Moose hung on power lines
- Food fight in Taiwan's legislature
- More endorsements for Bush
- Girl Scout Moms...BUSTED for RIPPING OFF COOKIES!
- Those Arabs sure are smart
- Man glued condom to himself
- "Hello 911"..."Help, Im Horny"
- Stupidest Christian in world bitten by lion
- British TV plans rotting corpse reality show
- Michael Jackson facing new lawsuit
- Mashed Potato & Butter SODA?? Yum! (I think..)
- Baby not eaten by dingo
- Stripper, accordion player attacked by tigers
- Come Back Tomorrow, Cops Tell Bank Robber
- Liza Minnelli Accused of Sexual Harassment
- WHIPPING UP DINNER (A NEW "S&M" Dining Emporium is out there now!)
- For those who have not seen it yet: Jesusland
- Crooks leave clues for cops
- Beavers weave stolen cash into dam
- Calamari anyone?
- First Wright structure demolished in 30 years
- Pennies pay off when Ohio collector cashes in
- Cheese sandwich with the image of the Virgin Mary
- Connecticut man arrested in alleged 'leaf rage' incident
- Car-chasing turkey stops traffic
- Croatia may offer tourist holiday behind bars
- Mom Breastfeeds Puppy to Protect Baby
- A Pig Porking Pigs
- Woman Sentenced in Split-Personality Case
- Man wants damages for gay pig
- Girls feeding POISONED CAKE to classmates JUST FOR A LARK!
- A GROWN-UP version of PLAYSTATION
- Principal is whipped to punish two teens
- Airline sued over vibrator incident
- Man cuts off thieving teens' penises
- Your Doctor is Dead
- New crime grips Dothan: Potty tipping
- Rest home residents receive whoring tips
- Read it and weep boys...
- Witness balks at testifying in NAMBLA lawsuit
- Former janitor leaves millions to school
- Ozzy Puts Thieves In a Headlock
- Dolphins Protect New Zealand Swimmers from Shark
- Tokyo women constantly groped on Subway
- Grave mistake - you've drunk grandad
- "You've taken my snakes - here, have my pussy as well"
- Porn actor commits suicide in city park
- IDF discharges commandos after paper prints nude photos
- Jesus on a Fish Stick?
- From parking lot to penthouse:$149 MILLION PRIZE
- Police capture lion (And THIS task was Sooooo VERRRY EASY!)
- Well, ya CAN'T say they DIDN'T get their MONEY'$ WORTH!
- Boy, 13, abducts stripper
- Some NEWS of The WEIRD
- Convicted horse mutilator rearrested
- Tequila struggles to define itself in Mexico
- SpongeBob Kidnappings
- HELP! A cockatiel is STRANDED on a 7th Floor ledge!
- Dog attacked by 20,000 bees!
- Lessig argues against alma mater in court
- Crackheads didn't notice dead baby
- Air transport plane stuck on overpass.
- The latest in Restaurant trends: A CEREAL BAR!
- Ty Pennington Auction
- This guys a Hero:
- Florida Kerry supporters meet for group therapy
- US leftists sneeking into Canada
- A Strike over an untucked shirt?
- Woman auctions father's ghost on eBay
- Hockey mom a boob?
- Eh, excuse me, I believe I have your stapler
- Robbers scared off by Playstation game get jail time
- Ya GOTTA give THIS guy CREDIT for his MOXIE!
- Protester attacks controversial nativity scene
- That'll Learn Em
- Busker at odds with retail emporiums & City beauracracy...despite ALL his FANS!
- "One Smokin' Old Lady"
- Nun threatens student with "Knuckle Sandwich"
- Uh, we REALLY hired HIM? What a BOO-BOO, abnd stuff!
- guns versus doctors...
- Boobs and Guns.
- bitch slaping heretics
- Coming soon to a SPENCER GIFTS near YOU? Pillow in shape of woman's lap..
- Would-be burglars scared off by GTA
- Police apologize for sending child porn to 1,800 schools
- Politically Correct Holiday Greeting I Recieved by E-Mail
- Sticks & Stones may break my bones...
- ahh, how "cute"
- Dad tries to sell Christmas gifts on EBay
- Snoopy card is the ultimate in recycling
- Mexico town bans indoor nudity
- Robber Falls Asleep In the Process of Robbing
- Hong Kong Calls 'Fart Bomb' Toy Dangerous
- CNN.com's most e-mailed 'Offbeat' stories of 2004:
- £22m bank haul is being shifted in IRA black market
- Men versus women drivers - the debate revs up
- some cool websites
- how to turn gay
- Man allegedly swallows man's finger in bar
- Truck-driving dog slams into Arkansas storefront
- Here's a surprise...
- Man divorces wife before claiming lotto prize
- another evil confederate flag
- Cop impersonator pulls over REAL Police Officer
- Viewer Sues Over 'Fear Factor' Rat Episode
- Census Lists Renamed Lake As 'Butthead'
- owned?
- Eagle Cam
- Stoner tries to buy food with drugs
- Beer has an 'image crisis;' wine and spirits gain
- Decapitated Rooster Head found in School Toilet.
- Sometimes ya can't take a DUMP in peace in a restroom...so WHAT makes one think...
- Loud Lovemaking is O.K. in Sweden..but ONLY during the daytime...
- What a suggestion for a SCHOOL COUNSELOR to MAKE!
- Irish anti-immigration Politician detained by US immigration
- Well......YEAH
- "Take your kids to work" day is a bad idea
- Dumbass
- Unclothed men cause police to seek counseling
- Women Are Sweet On ‘Gummy Bear Breast Implants’
- Forty-two percent of young men fake orgasm
- Construction worker changing jobs after nail removed from head
- Woman gives birth to 'giant' baby
- Cops use plane to nab apple-eating driver
- Sex Map Shows Chain of Almost 300 High School Lovers
- Mother Throws Sex and Drug Parties for Teenagers
- Texas Cops Undress to Catch Prostitution
- The man who swears by breast milk
- Eat this poo! NOW! thats a order!
- Man begs wife's forgiveness in $17,000 ad
- Man finds IMAGE of CHRIST on a CLIPBOARD!
- A fact about Cleveland, Ohio that....well....ISN'T good for their image..
- Soviet-era missile removed from eBay
- Man wrongly declared dead after traffic accident
- Ringo Starr---Your next superhero
- Saddam gets own reality tv show
- A DUMMER University....is NOT one I'd want MY Honor Student to attend!
- See-Through Public Toilet
- Vanity, Thy Name is BISON!
- The LACI PETERSON influence is cashing on in THIS murder case..
- Grandma admits to cheating on test -- in 1957
- What to, and NOT to wear...in the workplace
- AP snibbet from the land of 'Deliverance"
- Police: 4-year-old drives mom's car to video store
- "I CAN'T take your call right now,
- Welsh rugby fan cuts off testicles after win
- Hung Justice??
- German zoo tempts gay penguins to go straight
- Guess she doesn't like her sister.
- Woman finds SOMETHING EXTRA in her canned spinach.
- Virginia law being passed BANNING saggy pants in public!
- Date from Hell: Rescue!
- Why Not Just Put Hannibal Lecter on the Label?
- Sex in a can for women!
- Student runs over driver's ed teacher
- fantasy coffins in Ghana
- artists transform walk don't walk signals
- Man lives in bubble to find love?
- Pregnancy is target of BIAS in the workplace
- Police find $5 million inside idling, unattended truck
- Trashed lotto ticket nets woman $100,000
- Crash test dummy inventor Alderson dies
- my internet is not working anymore
- Woman chops off man's penis & FLUSHES it DOWN the TOILET!
- Woman selling her DOG'S BLADDER STONES on eBay!
- "SHREK Donkey" craze makes for neglected pets..
- Bank Robber TELLS ALL on Call-In Radio Show..& PAYS THE PRICE!
- Well & truly a CAT HOUSE! (And THAT'S the PROBLEM!)
- Fella opens toilet lid finds a.....SNAKE inside bowl!
- Kraft is CATCHING HELL from ACTIVISTS & CONSUMERS alike in re: BRAND NEW CANDY
- Prize winning female runner is a "he" instead of a "she"
- Marijuana may Block Alzheimer's
- Costco now sells... high end jewelry?
- Drug garden opens up in UK
- Breast size determines personality
- Microwave 'Gun' Could End High-Speed Police Chase
- My Dinner at Applebee's With White Supremacists
- Beer Drinking Team sees beer as entertainment
- Pop-up ads invade Department of Homeland Security (Gator CPO appointed to DHS)
- Mayor: Fine for faulty forecasts
- 'Bubba', 22-pound lobster, to be saved
- Disabled dog is a HERO!
- Woman shows how to have MORE FUN with your DOG!
- Cat that went on THE RIDE OF HIS LIFE (Mebbe even ALL 9 of 'em!)
- A little Irish joke
- Google fun
- Do you really want to be 125 y/o?
- Allegedly New SURE CURE-ALL is....COW URINE!
- Alaskan who left his sprinkler on in October..
- Jersey: Tomato's a vegetable
- They dont call it "T-Kill-Ya" For Nothing
- Arise Sir Willy
- Top 8 Morons Of 2004
- Kitten born with....2 faces!! (??)
- You've heard of "MAN bites DOG"...
- Would-be robber DISGRACED out of his attempt to PLUNDER & PILLAGE the establishment..
- My new favorite site!!!!!
- One for Spab
- Buy a car you stupid hillbillies...family makes girl ride a mule to school
- iranian female police trainees
- Empty Car Starts Up, Crashes Into House
- Grilled cheese madonna
- There's nothing like a man in uniform
- A heartwarming "lost dog" story
- Meth addicts steal house brick by brick
- School bans white girl from wearing corn rows:, "wrong race"
- Man smuggles own art into MoMA
- Jake the Drake's in love
- Mail Carriers threatened by....a CHIHUAHUA????
- I think I found a new calling in life as an addition councelor...
- Bag Snatcher's Surprise
- SOOOOO dedicated is she to SAVING tiger cubs, that she takes the EXTREME step...
- Cheerleaders face Texas legislature
- THIS is the EXCUSE yer gonna TRY to GIVE as to WHY my PIZZA's SOOOOOOOO COLD???
- Transit System supervison BANS "JERRY SPRINGER" from breakroom teevee!
- Super Pope Comic book?
- Welcome to ANOTHER NEW INSTALLMENT of that RAUCOUSLY HILARIOUS SERIES....
- SECRET SERVICE play MOTHER HEN to NEW ARRIVALS at WHIE HOUSE!
- SMUCKER'S loses battle to *PATENT* P.B. & J. SANDWICH
- O.K.--there WAS the somewhat humorous NATIONAL LAMPOON COVER....
- Save Toby!!
- MIT students pull prank on conference
- Ah, what a GALLANT LIFE-SAVER you ARE, Me Laddio!
- Youth pleads innocent to head theft
- Police in Ariz. Seek Monkey for SWAT Team
- Mystery of Unpopped Popcorn Is Discovered
- Parts of the South Hit by Mosquito Surge
- Pope Benedict XVI Gets E-Mail Address
- Islamic Toad Training Camp found in Germany
- Teens BANNED from SENIOR PROM!!
- Buried treasure found! Argh matey
- Hacker deletes own hard drive
- Boy's campaign saves Bugs Bunny
- Beyond Tacky: Baby Named After A Casino
- College chess team takes on inmates
- Norwegian Court Convicts First Woman of Rape
- City Street receives NAME CHANGE...and it's ABOUT TIME!!
- FDA ok's LIZARD SPIT as INSULIN REPLACEMENT for DIABETES
- So what ABOUT this "new" invention? MY little ones were toilet-trained YEARS ago!
- The Defender of the Freeworld
- treat your mother right