- World's Oldest Woman On How To Live To 116
- Bad Pirates
- Bourbon sold in soft drink can
- Man leads officers to his own pot plants
- Naughty gnomes made to cover up
- Paul McCartney: Too damn loud.
- Stolen Kisses Send Trucker to Jail
- Oklahoma Police Looking for Grease Thief
- Bush Dumping Cheney in '04 Elections
- Puerto Rico or Ardee, Co. Louth. where would you rather live
- UC Davis apologizes for mistaken admissions e-mails
- Stressed prank caller threatens police with 4-ton bomb
- Burglary suspect found hiding in man's shower
- orthwest Indiana middle school students suspended for flinging food
- Angry Cell Phone Customer Takes Off Shirt, Trashes Verizon Store
- ATM machine impaled on stolen forklift
- 'Oi, this jail ain't enough of a challenge'
- Japan Lawmakers Scolded for Reading Comics
- Baby gets credit card application
- City Declares 'No Communist' Zone
- Hotel charges $1,000 for omelet
- Italian police to have supercar
- Childless Couple Told to Try Sex
- Found Mustard Gas
- Addict
- Porn switched with school's announcement
- Rectal Impaction Following Enema with Concrete Mix
- Bunnysutra
- Virtual Devils Curse Internet Church
- New Car - Death Trap
- Talking toilet orders men to sit down
- Hole in the Gas Tank
- Repblican Convention Schedule
- students ride rollercoaster ... naked!
- Bush Suffers Cuts, Bruises While Biking
- War in Iraq: the Musical
- Arkansas Family Celebrates 15th Child
- Mayor Tells Sorcerers to Banish Evil Spirits
- Discarded Human Waste Angers UDOT Workers
- Convicted Bus Driver Must Watch Surgery
- Vermont under threat from Wal Mart...
- Telstra fees up 'because it can'
- Milligan gets last laugh on grave
- Public Unaware That Paintball Session Scheduled In House of Commons Was Cancelled
- Legal smoke rooms for schoolkids
- Golfing in Kabul: No grass, no greens
- Spanky the clown arrested on porn charges
- Candy wrapper dress has girl thinking about design career
- What crust! Italy sets strict guidelines for pizza-making
- Lauper's Bird Embarrassment
- Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen
- Louisiana May Ban 'Low-Rider' Jeans
- Watching Paint Dry Is Latest Reality TV Gimmick
- Ashcroft Sings
- Baby's Named a Bad, Bad Thing: A Primer on Parent Cruelty
- Cops: Man robs bank for love
- Talk about spicy barbecue.
- Four Men Injured at Baptism
- Mother damages foetus with loud educational tapes
- Man discovers car in bedroom
- Family's lost cat found nailed under floorboards
- Jordanian man divorces wife three times over phone bills
- Big wheels, young boys and trouble
- a house divided
- Man nearly drowns trying to retrieve keys
- Cool Kid
- omg...
- Adventures in Bush Speak
- Bushisms Live
- Mini-me is Getting Annulled.
- This Is a Stick-Up! Fry Me Some Eggs!
- "Night at the Roxkerry"
- Woman's leg falls hip-deep into grave
- Actor David Hasselhoff arrested
- Cross-Dressing Burglar Caught In The Act
- Woman gets bread and water for neglect
- Closest We Came to Global Thermonuclear War?
- New Orleans Scam- Interesting Read
- The devil saves fallen teenager
- Onion Headlines
- Happy Russian Independence Day
- Lost Peruvian shark fishermen lived on turtles
- Jerboa Ownz j00!!!
- 20 MPH in school zones 24/7/365
- Son Wrecks Car, Dad Sells his Phish TicketsTickets his Phish Tickets
- http://tinyurl.com/3hf5v
- Woman Bite off Piece of Man's Tongue
- Batter-Coated Frozen French Fries Called Fresh Vegetable
- Bad Candy
- Don Rumsfeld on clarity of thought.
- Airliner lands at wrong airport
- Utah, other states mulls how to handle search-and-rescue costs
- A Joke For 2/2005?
- Floating Soap Mystery Is Over
- Toddler muscle man
- Greeks Prepare to Exorcise American Influence From Athens After Olympics
- Childless couple told to try sex
- Judge Accused of Masturbating During Court
- Muslims Flock to See Messiah After Web Hoax
- Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the Zonkey
- Erections as Patriotism
- Firefighters find station on fire
- Cheney to Leahy
- Iranian woman 'gives birth to frog'
- Sex pros get ready for party
- Hot Teacher Has Hots For Student
- Spam's dirty little secret - some buy its products
- Man Shot in Face, Spits Out Bullet
- Another Heartwarming Family Story
- Aussie charged for killing shark
- Therapist Loses License for Shooting Memo
- only in Africa
- Sports Commentator Wisdom
- Nice Parking Job
- Got tats?
- Crash Test Dummies
- Gas Theif
- Is this ONE BRAVE BIRD..or is THIS...ONE BRAVE BIRD?
- Are you SERIOUS?!? A SOCK thief?
- John Kerry names nominees for Cabinet positions
- Just HOW MANY of his NINE lives did he uses up in THIS adventure??
- The guy lived life like a...CHICKEN?
- HOT DOG hogging CHUMPS...Uh, I mean "CHAMPS"..
- He was SMALL but MIGHTY!
- Illegal Alien Arrested For Allegedly Fondling Self In Sears
- Flea market suitcase yields Beatles trove
- Man jailed after shooting self in groin
- Tabby gets military rank after Iraq tour
- Man loses engagement ring while ice fishing
- Hey, BUD! NEXT time wear BERMUDA SHORTS or SWIM TRUNKS to the AIRPORT!
- Bulls 8 Idiots 0
- Archaeologists find 300-year-old wine cellar
- Man beats girlfriend...with alligator
- Camera rolls as sandbar visitors hang from hooks
- US "Flaming Pigeon" secret weapons deployed.
- Panic at Nigerian 'killer calls'
- Stronger marijuana poses risk for young
- World Ends Sept 29!!
- Miss Georgia Sex Offenders 2004 Pageant
- From Al Franken's Blog
- Inmates Make Beer Run From Jail
- Mystery reader is censoring swear words at Layton library
- McCain compares vice presidency to being a prisoner of war
- Liquid bandage sticks woman's foot to floor
- Russian gangsters shoot mafia TV serial after their own heart
- Policeman shoots at jaywalker
- Sneeze May Have Caused Accident
- Mellisa's favorite Ice Cream flvor: KIELBASA! What's YOURS?
- GARFIELD gave 'em the FINGER!
- Hogzilla, the legend grows
- no talking in the movie
- Attracting women like flies
- Islamic Fantastics
- fat ass pigeons..
- Government advice on terrorist atacks.
- Penguin Prostitutes
- Nomadic Mongolian Chic
- Gross discovery found in Hershey Bar
- Men charged for taping explosive to rabbit
- Singles queue for man pillows
- Senior Citizens FORBIDDEN to be on FRONT PORCH...'cause they cause...PROBLEMS??
- Small Florida town officially bans Satan, Muslims, people who disagree with the ban.
- DUMB CRIMINALS (The Saga CONTINUES)
- Turning Daddy into diamonds
- Judge tells teens to fear rape in prison
- Mum had sex with son, 18
- Sex Attacker Wins Lottery
- Fat Bitch Dies Stuck On Couch.
- Only in America : Cat Restaurant
- RED BULL Energy Drink to get a RUN for its MONEY
- Operation Badger has begun...
- cops get on the job perks
- Limbless woman sues Air France over 'torso' snub
- honey...could you pick up some milk, and a casket
- Alternate word meanings
- Bear guzzles 36 beers, passes out at campground
- Letter From A True Democrat
- Bush Outsourcing Office of the President!!!
- Avian Flu is NOW found in PIGS!
- Woman chows 38 lobsters in eating contest
- Kerry Aid Busted Soliciting A Prostitute
- Skydiver survives 11,500ft plunge
- Longtime customers wed at Wal-Mart
- Malaysian woman wants to break GUINNESS RECORD...
- George Washington's image to get makeover
- Your pizza or your life!
- Prostitutes in Zimbabwe face over supply
- Pimps n Hos for kids!
- Throwing HUMAN WASTE outta yer car windows?
- Jet-powered wheelchair surprise
- Muslim Terrorists Continue Blowing Things Up: Russia Latest Victim
- Strange friends..
- Dumb clerk ACCEPTS bogus $200 bill with BUSH on it!
- Yabba-Dabba-DON'T!
- Man Squirts Milk From Eye, Sets Record
- Bush does a "tapdance" when asked a question
- Illegal Immigration's lighter side. If it weren't so deadly serious.
- Baby daughter taken to bank robbery
- Cannibal documentary on the way
- Middle school teacher arrested for allegedly having sex with pupil
- The vigilant mind at work
- Chris Matthews' boss. Busted!!!
- Sexually frustrated chimp smokes cigarettes and spits at visitors
- Women's sexual character determined by shape of their pubic hair
- Klutz or Idiot: You decide
- DOG bites MAN, NOT news..Dog SHOOTS man! YEAH, N-E-W-S!!
- Passenger BUSTED for NAPPING on TRAIN!
- Jefferson getting a makeover on nickel
- Bus full of police robbed
- WALT DISNEY would NOT be AMUSED at this OUT-OF-CHARACTER CHARACTER!
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- Golfer Cleared of Not Yelling 'Fore'
- Chuckie
- Bic Pen vs Kryptonite lock
- KITTEN trapped in dryer given MOUTH-TO-MOUTH by LANDLORD!
- Women allegedly drown ex-boyfriend's dog
- Woman Endures 32 Days With Scorpions
- Scorpions or American Politics: The Offical Poll
- Zoom Zoom Zoom... *update*
- Missouri man legally changes his name to 'They'
- Court: Horse is not a vehicle
- Dad says school duct-taped son's pants
- Beer Belly Bandit strikes again
- Web site offers after-death e-mail
- Pres. Bush likes Mazto's
- Football fans for Truth
- Bush Hater OWNED
- Copter Pilot Ticketed
- Accused penis thief beaten to death
- Aussie pedophiles commit SUICIDE after their crimes REVEALED!
- Is this OUR Mel Gibson?
- Man accused of Wal-Mart wanks
- Mom tries to trade child porn for NFL tickets, jersey
- How exactly...
- Great Cake Recipe For Your HALLOWEEN PARTY!
- Crushing blow for bank customers
- wacky spanish police
- Dont go nightclubbing
- Candy bar scofflaw appears in court
- LITERALLY using DIRTY MONEY, eh?
- THAT was SOME KISS, eh?
- Satirical nude painting of Bush removed from display
- Boy, 11, drives 200 miles
- Ice Cream bearing drug names pulled
- Woman allegedly immolated, sliced with chainsaw
- Netherlands plagued with GLUT of POT
- Physics prof evidently snaps
- Roommate welcomed with masturbation performance
- Patient afflicted with sleep sex
- Stocking Exchange